bhaiyon, jai ram ji ki!! badi din se koi kuchho nahi likh raha hai. kaa baat hai bhai. khapswo sasur chuppi saadhe hue hai. ekko go hai -- jhaji jo ki chitthiya ka tempo hi kar ke dhare hue hain. khair, kisi ko ee to khabar nahiye hoga ki mamoni baap banne waala hai. kabhi agle saal jan ke aas paas date hai. sabkoi dua maango!! abhi abhi hum ghare call kiye the, to sune hai. uska bappa family visit pe humre ghar aaya tha. tabhi ee waala nues chor gaya hai. bengal, confirm karo. sawaalon se bhara hua hai jindagi. isi liye sab se ek ek karke poochte hain. burhau, ab to shaadi waadi ho chuka hai tumhara. ab tumko pata chal raha hoga ki grihast jeewan kitna suhana aur kumfurtable hota hai. khush raho. tab, honeymoon kaisa raha?? sab kuch theek thaak le de ke waapas aaye ho na?? aisa to nahi ki bhaujai udhar se laut ke tumse baatwe karna band kar di hai? jaldi batao ki kaisa status hai, aur shaadi ka photua tani bajaar mein chodo!! gandebaba, arre bhai, desi ilaka main ghar ka shift karwa liye, aap to keyboard pe ungli chalana hi chord diye. kaa bhai, soniyaji ko hum log pasand nahi hai kaa? ya phir aapko ghar grihasti se koi phursat hi nahi milta?? khair, apna rangeen jeewan ka koi khabar sunaiye. bada din se aapka badka sa gol sa hansta hua chehra nahi dekhe hain. tani ego photua khincha ke jaali pe chodiye.. khaps, yo!! kouchi kar rahe ho bhai. abe rishta aa gaya to bas tight ho gaye ho kaa? naki shaadi ka bhi tender nikaal ke aaye ho desh mein?? sune hai patna gaye the to bada hangama hua hai gandhi maidaan mein. sune poora mela lag gaya tha, north bihar ke laundiyon ka, tere liye. kuch pasand aaya ki abhiyo 'meenh moonh' karke laut aaye ho. kahin ee to nahi soch rahe ho na bhai, ki 'patake(ke saath) shaadi karenge'. bhaiya, umar beeta jaa raha hai. jaldi hi kuch kadam uthao. arre oo kadamwa nahi re. baaki duno!! lambs -- hi TDH!! sune hai aise hi jaane jaate ho apne circle mein. guru, kaa jaadoo khilaye ho kaa jaane, par sune hai aajkal ansariya ko tere saamne bada infi-comp hota hai. tab tera ghar grihasti kaisan chal raha hai? badhiyan khana peena hota hai kaa?? kapra latta khudahi dhote ho, ki koi help kar deti hai?? bartan to khudahi maanjhte hoge. aur, aagi ke aas paas saath chakkar lagane ka koi nishchay kiye ho, ki abhi sirf 'dating' school of thought mein pard rahe ho? D das, ki khobor re?? bara, nunku'r jonne aaro kono phatok peli ki na re?? na aabar oi handle mere benchay aachish?? kono abcd'r maa baap dhore banrai taala lagabar bondo boshto korchay naaki?? khair, tum hilao hajaro saal, saal ke din ho pachas hajaar. kichu koro baba. naa hole, oi shai colony'r meye tar shaathai paliye biye korte hobe.. bengal, good morning. chai wai to pee kar hi aaye hoge. abhi bhi kinetic honda chala rahe ho ki koi char chakkiya gaand ke neeche dabake ghumte ho? tab missej ko le ke kahan kahan tourism pe gaye ho?? kaam kaaj man lagake kar rahe ho ki nai? sasur, ee tera idhar aane ka pelan to mamoni ke chicago aane ke pelan type phuss hota najar aa raha hai. tani thoda impress karke koi setting jamao. are bhai amrican chapter bhi ek full-family get together kare bhai. ekke baar mein sab bhaujai log ka introduction ho jaana chaihye. baby, wasssup!! kickin ass?? lagta hai bada back seat adventure ho raha hai tera!! badka sa gaadi le liye ho, aur usme piche seat pe bedsheet dhak ke rakhte ho. kaa baat hai bhai?? padhai likhai ko maaro goli, apna active sex life ke baare mein kuch bataoo.. sir issac, where are you?? abhiyo software ke maya jaal mein confuse hokar ghoom rahe ho ka. are gande baba se seedha assembly language seekh lo. phir to sab mast ho jayega. seedha load module hi likhte phirna. baaki sab kaa haal chaal hai? koi aur lead mila ki nahi?? maa baap abhi takle dynamically tera setting karane ka koshish kar raha hai ki matiya diya hai?? bhikhu, abe saale engagement kaa ho gaya hai, saadi ka koi naam hi nahi le rahe ho. kahan kahan paani pe pata nahi ka ka karte rahte ho. khair, ashimaji ko humra namaskaar(hi) kahna. taar ka business theek thaak chal raha hai naa? ee tel ka daam humre ilake mein itna tej bard kyon raha hai iska explanation do? sasur humko to lagta hai tumhi tar mein koi ghotala kiye ho, jiska asar tel ke daam pe pard raha hai. jaldi khabar karo.. jhaji, bhaiya, canada ko apne rang mein rang dijiye. ab jab aap udhar pahunch hi gaye hain, to ontario mein jaake bangalwa ki oo dost, khoslaji ka darshan kar aaiye. unse kahiyega, ki bangalwa ka saadi ho gaya hai to kaa hua, abhi takle bajaar mein aur bahut elgible bachelor log baitha hua hai. kuch kuch ka tender nikal raha hai, aur baaki ka abhi projectwe sanction nahi ho raha hai. usko bolo apply karegi. vishal, kab aa rahe ho minnepoli?? jagahwa kaafi badhiyan hai. ego badka sa refugee market type ka area bhi hai udhar. sune hai oo amrika ka sabse badka market hai. humra ghare se oo 4-5 ghanta ka doori pe hai. idhar aaoge to humre ghar jaroor ek round samjha dena. madison bhi kaafi badhiyan jagah hai. ego badka waterpark hai idhar. party log badi khush hota hai usko dekh ke.. tumko bhi le chalenge.. bolb, abhi takle desh mein tula rahe ho kaa?? koi setting ka arrangement karne ka soche ho ki sirf phokatiya roaming pharma rahe ho?? maa babuji ke saath nikle ho to kuch badhiyan hi soch ke nikle hoge. saath mein koi panditwo ko le ke chal rahe ho kaa? pj, dhandha paani kaisa chal raha hai. hum idhar bore ho gaye hain. humri chinki boss nahati nahi hai. aur pata nahi kaa kaa kha pee ke aati hai. bada mahakti hai saali. tum saala oo log ka desh mein ek din se jyada kaise bita ke aa raha hai re?? goldi babu, sab kuch thik thak na aapke end pe?? bangalore mein masti aa raha hai ki nai?? pub culture chalu kiye hain, ki abhi bhi wohi red barrel wiskey aur ghalib ka gazal? khair, abhi bahut haath gord mein darad ho raha hai. itna na likh diye hain, ki phir se pardne ka bhi enthu nahi hai. sasur, sab ke sab re, kuch kuch likho. bengal tum tab tak mamoni ka bachhwa ka khabar confirm karo.. jai jharkhand. jai prakash narayan. sam.